Satire

I don’t think people truly appreciate how insane and self-satirizing the past dozens of months have been.

The guy gets accused of working for Russia on the campaign trail, by the other candidate in the debate, and we now know the FBI was investigating the president-elect for a crime tantamount to treason.

The National Security Advisor LIES to the FBI about contacts with a Russian!

This is in FEBRUARY 2017!!! Not even a month into the presidency!!!

Then the president FIRES THE FBI DIRECTOR and tries to spin it off like he was doing it over his handling of Clinton and her emails. Like the public would believe “oh hey donald we know you hate Hillary and have no compassion for anyone but yourself, and we haven’t even seen the pandemic yet, but yeah sure it totally passes the smell test that you would do your second-worst enemy a favor by firing someone who JUST HAPPENED to be investigating you. Totally above board, you are such a handsome president!”

And then Mueller fuckin indicts a president the only way possible, most of the information and more than ten episodes of obstruction of justice are public knowledge.

Then he gets impeached for illegally trying a quid-pro-quo with Ukraine over military aid that would have been for fighting Russia, meaning its not possible to know if the president was really trying to get dirt on Joe Biden, the man who would succeed him as President, or helping Putin. The Speaker of the House even said, to the President of the United States, “All roads with you lead to Putin”

This is all BEFORE the pandemic. People will read about this period like a Charles Dickens novel. “Why didn’t the white people vote with their self-interest?” “Well, Billy, because that was the 2010s, when life was olden and people thought they wouldn’t have to recycle anymore.”

“You mean that time period before the coastal cities went in the ocean?”

It all writes itself. The ignoring the climate through the 90s and 00s until an immigrant crisis, the strongmen coming in to take advantage of people’s insecurities of the immigrants, the atrocities, the realization that we are better than this, and the fixes. Then something else will go wrong, like the earth’s core shrinks or some other year 3000 future problem.

All of this realized because a racist who painted himself orange said he would appeal to certain demographics with promises he had no intention of following through on.

https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/k5ymoy/cnn_boycotts_trumps_epic_46minute_propaganda

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